Batman
27 February 2008 @ 03:04 am
It feels great to be out of the hospital. Of course, Alfred is fussier than any nurse and a lot stricter, so, um, it's actually not all fun and games at Wayne Manor. More like chicken soup. Have any comparative studies been done on the healing properties of chicken soup?

Anyway, if anyone would like some fruit baskets or some, uh, flowers, I think I could start a greenhouse so feel free to come on by.

[Jamie]
What's this about Ororo? Is she really...?
[/Jamie]

[Emma]
Got some of my people on that tunnel thing. How is it on your end?
[/Emma]
 
 
Batman
23 January 2008 @ 09:51 pm
Could whoever thinks its funny to write dirty limericks on the bathroom stalls in the boy's dormitories please stop? While many of your poems are quite creative, we do try to pretend we have some class around here.

Besides, they'll last longer if you write them down somewhere we don't paint over every year.

[Dick] )